About Martin

	Full Name:	Martin Jeremiah M'Benga Eastman
	Date of Birth:	12/4/1884
	Favourite Band:	Atomic Kitten
	Motto:	Aren't we having a gay time?
	Party Accessory:	Piñata
	2nd favourite boiled sweet:	Humbug
	Most erotic monkey:	The ones with the short legs -- they're easier to catch.
	Favourite Dave:	Dave Cecil